“there’s juice in the fridge if ur thirsty”

the juice:

Plug a lil extravagant but he chill

imagine beefing with me & im just posted up like this

bro wanna hit the blunt so bad 😂

i just got cut off by a refrigerator

omg what happen to the sun??

Me saying uno when I got 20 cards shoved in my butt crack

'Don't worry, my dog doesn't bite.'

The dog:

Don’t ask me to put no food away

after a large iced coffee & a backwood 🥹

when u sneeze 3 times in a row & they say “shut the fuck up” instead of “bless you”

y'all in her dms & i be like this at her house getting superman rides

when im drunk af & somebody bumped in to me without saying excuse me

Me as soon as they yell “Go”

tattoo her lips so u know its real

ur girl will do stuff like this & still tell u nothing wrong 😂

me when she’s pulling down my spiderman boxers

when u come down to the kitchen at 3AM