It’s the time of year between Christmas and New Year were I both feel and look like a stamped on pork pie 👹

Taking down the tree, packing everything away and doing a full tidy really does give the most satisfaction 🤤

If I hear that janitor singing ‘what the world needs now’ on the Amazon advert one… more… time 😡

Finally found said poster! 🤣👙

In 2025 it’s gonna be all about not allowing people to be so in control of MY happiness.

Why some days does my apple watch feel like it weighs about 5 stone on my wrist and other days I don’t even notice it’s on? 🫠

Sitting in on Monday night painting Mickey Mouse… and I loved it 👨🏻‍🎨

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The vile disgusting homophobic comments I’ve been seeing under anything about the passing of The Vivienne is actually knocking me sick, what the hell is wrong with people…

Cheeky little batch of rock buns 👅

I’m definitely becoming a TikTok shop victim. It was so cheap though and it’s really good! 🪩✨

How is it still January?! Christmas Day was about 3 year ago man 💀

I’m obsessed with #ABRACADABRA what an absolute tune!

Why is Twitter so dead these days 🫠

Finally on Bluesky 🦋 92jjh.bsky.social Please me my friend ⬆️

I drank lots of rum last night and decided to see if I can still do a one handed cartwheel… Great news, I still can 🤸🏻‍♂️

Love that game my iPhone plays with me.. Hiya, gonna update your phone tonight, hope that’s ok? Lol, sorry I didn’t update haha, will do it tonight 🔁

Is not having to press a few buttons really worth having a shouting match with Alexa everyday?

Why is talking on the phone not really a thing anymore? I love talking on the phone for hours about absolutely nothing 📞

Me after a couple of blue wkds x