As soon as we are retrieved from this hole, we will go back on duty to ensure the beach's safety. ⠀ ⠀ ⠀In approximately. Two. Days.

[ Riding on top of Barq. Parked right next to Pit. ] ⠀ ⠀ ⠀Excuse me, young man. I heard from someone that you were, quote, "bad at video games." Such a violation is a punishable offense.

[ Leaning closer. ] Then would you kindly allow us to review your "epic gamer license?" ⠀ ⠀ ⠀[ Offering a hand. ]

I see. ⠀ ⠀ ⠀You are under arrest. [ Barq slowly opens up its mouth, extending with a low whir. For a few, long seconds. ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀Jarringly, Pit is punched in the crotch with a boxing glove. ]

Gongaga.

Hello ! ⠀ ⠀ ⠀We are still in the hole.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀Karaoke is illegal without a permit,

⠀ ⠀ ⠀[ Carefully picking back up to cuff him, Barq wiping the tears away with a tissue from an extend-o-arm. ] Do you have a parent, and/or legal guardian, that I may contact?

[ Blinking, an audible 'click' upon eyelids connecting. ] ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀Are you in need of medical assistance?

《🚀》never thought i'd see a lewd account getting themself out of lewd before--

[ Silence. ⠀ ⠀ ⠀Ah. Second time's a charm from Barq, same place, same 'oomph'. What a good boy. ] ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀Resuming arrest,

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀Resuming arrest. ⠀ ⠀ ⠀[ No proof? No vouch or bail? No freedom. 💅 ]

The hole. Remains our primary road block.

[ Shaking, sputtering. ⠀ ⠀ Ding. ✨ ] ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ Fully charged. Thank you, for your patience.