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90s Craig

@90scraig

šŸ’€ Future Spawn of #Svengoolie | šŸ“ŗ Retro Streamer šŸŽ® | Snack enthusiast | Trophy Husband | TV watcher

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Going through a tape labeled "Oprah + soaps 1994" and there's a Zoloft commercial where they just... show a sad bouncing ball for 60 seconds. No people. Just a depressed circle. Peak 90s pharmaceutical advertising.

Going through a tape labeled "Oprah + soaps 1994" and there's a Zoloft commercial where they just... show a sad bouncing ball for 60 seconds. No people. Just a depressed circle.

Peak 90s pharmaceutical advertising.
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Some monster didn't rewind. Classic. Getting ready for the big game and found this 1992 Lite Beer NFL Films tape still at the end. Back when Super Bowl highlights came from the grocery store checkout, not YouTube. BE KIND REWIND wasn't a suggestion šŸ“¼šŸˆ

Some monster didn't rewind. Classic.

Getting ready for the big game and found this 1992 Lite Beer NFL Films tape still at the end. Back when Super Bowl highlights came from the grocery store checkout, not YouTube.

BE KIND REWIND wasn't a suggestion šŸ“¼šŸˆ
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My wife got me Simpsons soap. Nice try babe, but it's going to take more than Homer Simpson to make me shower twice in one week.

My wife got me Simpsons soap.

Nice try babe, but it's going to take more than Homer Simpson to make me shower twice in one week.
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There’s a universe where someone recorded Ohio State football every weekend for years. Today I became responsible for that universe. Praying these tapes contain at least one local car dealership commercial and a pizza place that doesn’t exist anymore.

There’s a universe where someone recorded Ohio State football every weekend for years.
Today I became responsible for that universe.
Praying these tapes contain at least one local car dealership commercial and a pizza place that doesn’t exist anymore.
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Still sealed Stranger Danger Parent’s Guide VHS. A parent in the 90s bought this to learn how to protect their kids… and never opened it. What’s the most ā€œgood intentionsā€ VHS your family owned?

Still sealed Stranger Danger Parent’s Guide VHS.

A parent in the 90s bought this to learn how to protect their kids… and never opened it.

What’s the most ā€œgood intentionsā€ VHS your family owned?
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I like the finer things in life. Like this Max Headroom watch. Still has the warranty card. I should probably mail that in.

I like the finer things in life. Like this Max Headroom watch.

Still has the warranty card. I should probably mail that in.
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Angela Lansbury from Murder, She Wrote made a workout tape. Solve a crime. Go home. Do some light cardio. Did your house have a random celebrity fitness VHS?

Angela Lansbury from Murder, She Wrote made a workout tape.

Solve a crime. Go home. Do some light cardio.

Did your house have a random celebrity fitness VHS?
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BK TeeVee had no business going this hard. Burger King built a fake news network just to sell burgers. What fast food campaign peaked the hardest?

BK TeeVee had no business going this hard.

Burger King built a fake news network just to sell burgers.

What fast food campaign peaked the hardest?
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Jim Varney doing a California Chevy dealership commercial in 1991. Hey Vern… we’re selling Geo Metros now. youtu.be/KsDAbqlkM0Q?si…

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Found an arcade token at the Goodwill bins. World Video Game Hall of Fame, Rochester, NY. How does something travel from a museum arcade to Columbus, Ohio?

Found an arcade token at the Goodwill bins.

World Video Game Hall of Fame, Rochester, NY.

How does something travel from a museum arcade to Columbus, Ohio?
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What random cartoon quote has been living in your head for decades? Mine is still ā€œomelette du fromage.ā€ #Nostalgia

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Happy Hump Day! And yes, before anyone says it, I already know what day it is. That camel does not need to show up in my DMs again.