I love when people tweet “you’ll never guess in a million years who…” and they’re absolutely correct

My coworkers seeing me add my lead and sup to our call to address what they just told me their lead told them

Oh he would’ve made a great Willy Wonka

Paris Epps, a 7-year-old Black girl from Tulsa, Oklahoma, made history as the first Black girl to win the Tiny Miss Princess of America title.

Life really use to be whimsy

POV: Ella piensa que compre entradas para "El diablo viste a la moda 2", pero veremos la película de Michael Jackson por quinta vez.

I love staying at home, not talking to anyone & smoking hella weed.

the fact that women could have their nudes leaked and their whole career could potentially be destroyed but men could have a whole ass R@PE ALLEGATION but still be the president of the US... i never wanna hear y'all argue that gender inequality doesn't exist

Imagine your mom having this when you were younger. She could just do a 360 & beat your ass 😂😂

How it feels to fall asleep drunk. 😭😂

I wish I wish with all my heart to fly with dragons in a land apart

This is who they’re expecting to pay bills and do big grown up ppl stuff. I’m just a little diva! It’s all tew much 😪

we got to retire “dear mama” as the Mother’s Day song… my mom was not a damn crack fein

This nigga probably somewhere telling his friends, he know Megg & they don't believe him

No fr I can hear it now “why you no like Johnny!?! He have 3 jobs and you lazy bum” Whole time you’re a surgeon 😭

DL?!?!? How did we get here???

choppa 🛝 QueenME I saw that nigga in Ashley furniture 2023 😭😭😭😭😭

God said wasn’t nothing wrong with the original blueprint so we just gone keep running that back

I mean he has a point lmao He not married to none of them ladies