Norm Macdonald on Hillary’s compulsive lying 30 years ago. We didn’t deserve him

When you break into a dental clinic to rob it, but one of its patients is none other than Van Damme himself.

Ben Shapiro’s final form:

CHARGED AS ADULTS: Two boys, 12 and 13, are charged as adults in what police say was the brutal, half-hour rape of a 12-year-old girl in Miami's Overtown neighborhood. They say one of them shoved rocks in the girl's mouth so she couldn't scream. local10.com/news/local/202…

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Aretha Franklin would be proud...

“Did you know the prophet Muhammad had intercourse with 30 black men?” Excuse me…WHAT?!! I’m gonna need everyone’s thought on this one….

Congratulations to our Employee Nevaeh on breaking her February record for recovered Urine Jugs after finding nearly half a dozen jugs this morning, all which were confirmed by our Janitor to contain real urine. Nevaeh's find brings her to 58 total jugs for February, beating off

Rodney King got what was coming to him btw (do not take PCP and drive 110mph and try to fight cops)

#BREAKING: Irans Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei is reportedly dead after his compound had been destroyed and his body was recovered, according to Israeli media.

Tim Dillon: Peter Thiel and Sam Altman are summoning an ancient Sumerian demon with AI “It’s a demonic force that’s going to take form through artificial intelligence.” “These people believe they’re communicating with some ancient Sumerian deity.” “I have sources on this.”

type shit I’m on today