Just once I want some guy to turn to A-Rod in a post-game interview and say, “High five for banging Jennifer Lopez.” #bluejays

Not Colonel Sanders standing weirdly motionless in the second row 👀 #bluejays

Bad as I feel that they lost, I feel even worse for all the people who paid thousands of dollars to watch 6 innings without a single base runner.#bluejays

I would just like to say that as much shit as we give fan bases for booing our national anthem, Dodger Stadium was silent. 👏🏻 👏🏻👏🏻 So nice to see respect between fan bases, considering we’re all just trying to love baseball.#bluejays

Wtf are these boys swinging at 🫣#bluejays

TAKE THAT, ROB LOWE. 🖕🏻#bluejays

What I said about the Dodgers fan base…I take it back after seeing them all cheer that Springer is injured. #bluejays

That one’s on Schneider. You don’t let Dominguez try to outplay Ohtani ffs. That was a walkable moment all the way. #bluejays

Even if it’s his oblique, there are ways to get George Springer into game 4.

Embarrassing challenge.

I already have a headache tomorrow. #Bluejays

This was 33 years ago. #bluejays

Did I stay up until 3:20am to watch Brendon Little pitch to Shohei Ohtani. Is this how I go down.

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Who could possibly have seen that happening except for every single fucking person who has ever watched a Blue Jays game.

It’s gotta be Bassitt coming in after Bieber, and yet it won’t be and we’ll go through 62 relievers again. #bluejays

Bichette’s barber….10/10, no notes. #bluejays

I don’t know a single name of a single Real Housewife, but I recognize them in the stands because of their Anonymous Mask facelifts. #BlueJays

Are they just plucking random people out of the crowd to sing these anthems? #bluejays

My husband and I have spent the past 48 hours trying to get home and being positively shafted by Porter Airlines , but we may be willing to accept compensation in the form of two crates of those chocolate shortbread cookies.