The struggle of rolling the window up in the car

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"Use your own words, don't just copy from the text book" Book: "she was born in 1978" Me: "1978 is the year in which she was born"

SOCIAL ANXIETY IS SO FUCKIN ANNOYING LIKE U START TO PANIC OR THINK UR EMBARRASSING YOURSELF WHILE DOING NORMAL THINGS LIKE WAITING WALKING PAST TRAFFIC OR TYPING IN PUBLIC OR ANSWERING PHONE CALLS OR FUCKIN ORDERING A COFFEE IN CAFÉ, LIKE DAMN BITCH CAN I JUST LIVE MY LIFE

"I don't care how old I am, I'm jumping in this bitch!"

my organs watching me drink water

"Omw" vs "On my way!"

has anyone ever eaten at long john silver’s ?

chefs your mystery ingredients are

Me trying to save my semester from the depths of hell.

What it takes for me to wake up...

When you get the job after lying on your resume.

Exams got me like

College is mostly just sitting with a laptop in different places

Remember in school when u were sitting in class and contemplating on asking to go to the bathroom so u can kill some time during that class but some asshole raised his hand and beat u to it so now u have to wait at least 15 minutes after he came back to ask? Ya fuck those moments

"Use your own words, don't just copy from the text book" Book: "she was born in 1978" Me: "1978 is the year in which she was born"

When in doubt nap it out

If I had a dollar for every time someone called me short, I could pay for college, a semester abroad, a new car, and a mansion in cash.