Just saw something that referred to Boystown as NoHa and we are not doing this, Chicago.

Daddy Jesus, watch out for me and my friends

Maps be like “yo there’s an accident in 15 miles can you tell me in 10 seconds or less if it’s still there?”

Looking for 30-40 friends to run a farm with

This time tomorrow I’ll be an uncle. I’m gonna show up to the hospital with some paul malls and sandals with socks

If I catch you in my lane ima hit you with 300 like Leonidas

2 months after my wedding and I gotta say: I love the way we handled it. Neither of us put too much stress on ourselves over it. Just had fun with it. Didn’t even do a cake tasting, just went with the flow and it was beautiful

Amber Heard will always remember this as the day she almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.

It’s weird how when the Buffalo shooting happened, there wasn’t this whole movement to arm the cashiers… or black people.

“He’s going into a K hole someone play Kate Bush”

Caught this mf trying to eat some plastic

Happy 20th anniversary of Scooby-Doo! This will always be the best thing ever.

balsamic what— 😭

Nky peeps, this is Pepper Pod right?

What the fuck has Mayor Pete done since becoming the transportation secretary. Gas is stupid high right now. Public transit is the answer Pete! Let me take a train to Wichita! To Houston! Let me a Wild West cowboy Pete!

No discussions. No explanations. Join me in judging the word bologna

I’m out again Twitter. I thought y’all were down with the clowns, but turns out y’all are not the insane posse I’m lookin for