unusual_whales We knew this already, fast forward to when that orange bitch gets prosecuted

Trump promised to end wars, bring down prices, and expose pedophiles. He’s starting wars, raising prices, and protecting pedophiles.

BREAKING: "The Justice Department has withheld thousands of documents from the Epstein files, including FBI documents that detailed a woman’s unverified allegations of sexual misconduct against President Trump," per WSJ.

Truffle Pig There is no play or end game. Biggest mistake since the Iraq war.

We're automatically registered for the draft at 18 but not to vote, which tells you what the government's priorities for us really are.

“Sorry bro, you can’t hang with us. You cheat on your wife.” This is what should be normalized in 2026

Like America?

I’d like to apologize to every MAGA supporter I ever mocked. I should have been meaner to you and done it more often. Because you deserve to be endlessly reminded of how fucking stupid you are.

Can you motherfuckers even read?

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If you think Trump posting the picture of himself as Jesus was bad wait until you hear about how he f*cked kids.

The Strait of Hormuz is open M-F 9:30-4pm ET.

What a fucking hit #stanleycup #playoffs #gostars

I can't believe Joe Biden is making Donald Trump do all that insider trading

The Giants made a huge mistake. They took their foot off the throat. They could have ended the Cowboys night by taking Caleb Downs. We'd have had nowhere to go. Now we're ready to freaking party. Thank you for being the same sorry ass Giants

Pro god but hates what God provides