“THAT TITLE IS NOT RECOGNIZED BY ANY AUTHORITY!! And if it was, it would belong to me. SO NO!”

*Turns your birthday presents into homework no miss*

Oh two can play at this pose… “Not once *I*, Doctor Victor Scratchix— GENIUS OF SCIENCE!!! — assume my rightful place as this world’s SUPREME EMPEROR!!!” ((Art Credit @/UTONIUMARTS))

“This kitten has CLAWS, rat…” Cue a brandishing of his metal hand. With a SHIIIINNNNK sound effect of course. “I doubt you could even reach the kitchen counter without a stepping stool!”

“It’s always RODENTS that are trying to foil my plans. First that IMBECILIC fashion reporter and now this PRETENDER to the evil throne…”

“Oooh, she’s good.” He admits under his breath. Never mind! He just activated ROCKET BOOTS. Of course he has those. Now he can keep eye level with her

“HA HA! The joke is on YOU, Rat! … THAT already happened last week!”

“It takes more than a mere malfunction to stop DOCTOR VICTOR SCRATCHIX— GENIUS OF SCIENCE!!!!” He’s an 80’s villain. He could survive an anvil to the head if he needed.

😼:: Shout out to Sienna Torikkusutā for hilariously interacting with Scratchix the EXACT way one is meant to interact with him.

"SUCH TRUTH IS MUSIC TO MY EARS!!" The cat has the most smug expression on his face. And he's... Continuing to rise upwards. He hasn't stopped his rocket boots. Oh no.

"How DARE you speak that way about villains you half-pint hero! Without us, you have no purpose!!"

"As we get into SUMMER, it's time for me to break out the classic FREEZE RAY!!" Oh no, he has a diagram. "THIS ORBITAL FREEZE CANNON WILL MAKE EVERY CHRISTMAS A WHITE CHRISTMAS... OF DOOM!!!"

“I make smoking look CLASSY! Unlike yourself, who makes it look like an uncontrolled TIRE FIRE! Do not think to lecture I, Doctor Victor Scratchix — GENIUS OF SCIENCE!!!! — on matters of taste!!!”

“I wouldn’t listen to your ill informed opinion on class if you were the last soul in hell!! Only an imbecile would not know tobacco is a MIND STIMULATE!! Not that the mind of a true GENIUS ever needs stimulation!!”

♡: WE’RE PUMPIN UP THE PARTY NOW- It’s a bit later than I would’ve liked but it’s done nonetheless!! Birthday art for K I L L J O Y/K I L L J O Y/𝔻𝕣. Scratchix of ♥️— VALENTINO —♥️, Membrane and I’s impsona/OC’s in our clubbing outfits!! We’re bringin Ozzie’s down!!!

“GENIUS OF SCIENCE!!!”

😼:: Follow my new acc, k-thanks~

“IF I— The GREAT DOCTOR VICTOR SCRATCHIX, GENIUS OF SCIENCE— were to LOSE my magnificent VOICE! I would simply build a BETTER ONE!!! NOTHING CAN STOP ME!!”

"GEN-UHHFFHHH" BITE!! And a HISS, with the fur raising on end. "DO NOT ATTEMPT TO SILENCE MEEEEEEEEEEE!!" Swatting with his mechanical hand.