Fellas, Norm is drunk. He may not remember his posts from tonight. He may not know how many of his posts reach you all. But he does know that he loves posting, he loves talking shit, he loves his wife, and that he loves his homies

Your honor, my client was just being the fuckin man

Does everyone feel like they aren’t paid enough for their job? I feel like that’s just general human complacency and malcontent

Many women that I was involved with in college have had one of these 3 things happen in their lives since I graduated: 1. Pregnant 2. Jail 3. Engaged The Norm Effect in action

He was playing college hockey 21 days ago

I am Flyered the fuck up right now Fuck the Pens Flyers in 6

Learned that my dad uses chaw from time to time. Didn’t know he was chill like that

Penguins fans when they hear their stupid goal horn and their players wear their stupid jerseys in their stupid arena

Flyers win tonight and go up 2-0. Just feel it in my gut. They’re winning this series. Pens will begin to show true signs of frustration after tonight

I fucking hate the fucking Penguins

#NewProfilePic #FuckThePens

How Crosby is feeling rn knowing that if he loses a series to this Flyers team he will be officially washed

Pickensburgh grading his confrontation

Pro tip for when you guys get married: wake up earlier than normal before work so you and your wife can do some “cardio” before you have to leave Makes your day so much better. Trust.

Zegras going to the boxes after the goal

Not sure I've ever seen a full circle of dudes celebrating in the penalty box lmao