I unlocked $40 Rush tickets for School of Rock at @shnsf on TodayTix! Tap to get them too: go.todaytix.com/SchoolOfRockSF… #SchoolOfRock

So: Donald Trump destroyed both the GOP and the Democratic Party. That's ... beyond incredible.

I still can't believe that Donald fucking Trump is going to be president.

Tinkle, tinkle, little czar. Putin put you where you are.

Trump won’t have to worry about infrastructure because he’s burning every bridge in the country.

McCain says the Manafort/Russia money story didn't surprise him. "There are other shoes that will drop. This is a centipede."

In Honor of April Fools Day There will Be No Pity for Fools Today! No pity!

This year things are so fucked up April Fools will officially be extended by one day.

crazy news day

We need to accept the fact that Trump's supporters will never abandon him except on the outside chance he suddenly becomes black.

Trump’s first meeting in Saudi Arabia apparently went well. Women can no longer drive in the United States.

I PHOTOSHOPPED SARUMAN INTO TRUMP'S ORB PICTURE AND IT'S NOT EVEN WEIRD

Louise Mensch 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇺🇦🎗️ This is my favorite episode...

Rick Wilson I made a #Storify of the rant: "Fire Mueller. Get it over with." storify.com/TheRickWilson/…

Happy Canada Day! #Canada150

Go to officialmikepence.com right now.

HA HA HA I’ve blocked the Sun! Make way for the Moon. #SolarEclipse2017

Just broke my leg rowing — I blame my hardcore pace. Luckily, it no longer hurts to break a leg!

#280characters? Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-it!