Even though they have shut the roof at etihad the suns still causing problems for the saints! #AFLSaintsSuns

Poor old Richmond #AFL

Jack Riewoldt to Damien Hardwick #AFLGiantsTigers

RT this if you don't give a shit about #Origin

BREAKING: Nick Maxwell subbed out of the game. Pies now into $1.02 as a result. #AFLSaintsPies

Mick Malthouse's press conference notes! #AFLLionsBlues

Reports coming in that Rooty Hill under 9's have are showing strong interest in Bootsma. Said to be offering a sausage roll and diet coke.

This bulldog doesn't look happy with the result #lookalike #aflpiesdogs

There are two types of people I can't stand, people who are intolerant of other peoples culture, and the Dutch. #AUSNED #austinpowers

Ah, perfect weather for the old "sorry mate, working late so won't be able to make it" text to the coach. #middleofwinter #pass

Live pictures just in from Brazil #BrazilvsGermany #FifaWorldCup

Thorpey says being gay is fully sick!

Buddy 9.4 (58) def St Kilda 8.8 (56) #AFLSwansSaints #Buddy

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The circus continues!

Pre game speech revolves around that "first contest", when in reality all I'm thinking about is that "first beer". #priorities

Every club has a bloke first preseason session who quotes on a regular basis "the season starts here boys". #footyclichés #neckupmate

Practice game this week, Told the coach I can't play. You don't drive a Rolls Royce down the bush. #nopay #noplay

First praccy match this weekend, which means my "sore knee" which has hampered my pre-season has come good. Great timing on my behalf.