Wash your hands like you've just had a mound of spicy chicken wings.

Happy world book day. Here's a really short story with a happy ending:

Sunday Is A Day Time Party Flex 6pm - 11pm Any Given Sunday Food / Drinks & Vibes 7 Sins NQ Is The Venue DROP ME A DM IF YOU WANNA ROLL

Hey buddy. Will you look at the time! Peckish are we? Get yourself a hearty lunch for £5 on our aptly named "£5 lunch deal" You can even take it back to the office and be more productive, get that promotion you've been after. Then you can get two lunches next week.

Raise one of your 2-4-1 cocktails to all the strong women in your life.

Always nice to get good reviews, but "a little spice" might be an understatement. Please spice responsibly.

We could go on about the happy hour deals, 20p chicken wings, 2-4-1 cocktails and the games we have. But all most people seem to care about is the fact we have toilet paper and soap.

Want to see a grown man cry? Look for Jimmy at the bar and ask for a milkshake.

What's the plural of foosball? Foosbi, Foosbalf, foosbeel? Anyway, we have two tables.

We've got our "win a £20 tab" game starting again next week! Here's a clue that will not help you whatsoever.

Getting a bit hectic out there isn't it? Hard to know what to tweet about really. Wash your hands, use common sense etc etc

As it stands we are open. Should you come? We don't know. Please help local business but also please stay safe. That's it, that's what the hospitality industry is now.

Long time no tweet. We're opening our doors again this Saturday. Food, drinks and games will go on as normal. Like everywhere else though, there will be some new rules in place and mounds of sanitizer. Book yourself in via [email protected]

Saturday is getting (safely) busy with bookings. To get a slot, email into [email protected] and we'll get back to you. We're open all of Sunday as well. Sunday is the new Saturday. Like how July is the new March.

We're busy dusting off fridges, tables and the chef we accidentally locked in the kitchen in time to open again this Saturday. Bookings via [email protected] Have fun. Be safe. Manchester News MEN #IAmOpen

Wherever you're off to today, be courteous and patient with the people serving you. It takes a while to get used to new rules and systems. Wash your hands, don't rearrange the tables.

Thanks to everyone who came down yesterday! It's great to be back to some semblance of normality. We're back at it again today. There's a bit more space for walk ins, or you can still book via [email protected]

We're doing 4 days this week. Thurs-Sun Book your table/game through [email protected] We are taking walk-ins but once we're full, we're full.

We've decided to close our doors for now. Yes, we do "substantial meals" but with the vagueness of the rules and all the recent uncertainty it makes a nice change to take some semblance of control and plan for the future along with our team. We'll be back soon. Stay safe.