Mosquito trap. The mosquito lands on the salt, thinking it's sugar. They get thirsty for water, but the cap has rum in it. The mosquito gets drunk, trips on the stick and bangs its head on the rock.

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Please don't throw a one-off pot of money at the NHS. We are exhausted. No amount of money can buy overtime from a workforce that is dead on its feet. We need a long-term sustained investment that gives us money to buy, train, and care for new team members.

Did Johnson mention the social care workforce once? I'd argue that you can't 'fix social care' until you stop paying its workforce the lowest levels in society.

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For you Priti Patel MP . One of the most dangerous politicians we have . She merrily creates fear and division 👇👇👇

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MISSING PERSON. My son Daniel Carberry has been missing since 1pm yesterday. He was last seen in the University area of Liverpool city centre and may be in a vulnerable condition. Could you please share this post and either DM me or ring 101 (Ref. 828) if he’s been seen ❤️

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Kwasi Kwarteng delivers on promise to make stamp duty a thing of the past by ensuring nobody can get a mortgage.