Such a beautiful orange boy

The knee slide over the olympic rings, the face card, the gold dress, the disco soundtrack going insane It's everything

Marco on his way to retrieve the alien files 😂

Marco Rubio named head of Mars to stop any possible Mars attacks on earth

I mean. Come on.

Marco Rubio revealing he’s been an Alien the whole time.

Once feral and frail Love became his medicine Now he owns the house

Rubio already stuck playing nanny.

Remembering my dear friend Eric Dane.

Marco Rubio has figured out the Aliens' language, now the President wants him to become their leader.

Jerry Orbach was very underrated. He was good in any role. He passed away in 2004.

Hang it in The Louvre

Marco Rubio assigned to lead Earth’s defense in the event an alien civilization reacts negatively to the newly released Alien Files

Neal Katyal, the Indian-origin lawyer who argued against Trump’s tariff before SCOTUS and made it illegal

While Marco Rubio is away negotiating an interplanetary treaty, we host their ambassador.

Of course. Mike Johnson is a racist

The law he is using only allows this to be on countries we have a deficit with, for a set period of 150 days, and at a capped percent. So he doesn’t even know how this works.

🚨THIS IS EPIC: Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker just sent Trump a BILL for $8,679,261,600 for ILLEGAL tariffs hammering families in his state. He says if Trump doesn’t pay up, he’ll sue his ass. PRITZKER: “ On behalf of the people of Illinois, I demand a refund of $1,700 for every

Federal judges appointed new interim prosecutor in Eastern District of Virginia. And Trump Admin immediately fired him. Escalating a fight against the judiciary and separation of powers in America

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