You’re trying to be healthy?

Think again.

Maybe because y’all won’t come to Buffalo

Not sure how this has happened. Outside cat is ours. Inside cat is not.

People that eat yogurt need to relax. Stop scraping the bottom 27 times. Its blueberry yogurt not crack.

i didn't like my brother until he was at least 20 and now he texts me whenever a house goes on the market that's within walking distance of his.

It was 83 on Monday.

Love a good thunderstorm

Every single woman needs to hear this. Important.

this show was a fever dream

Miley Cyrus and Jimmy Fallon singing Jolene disguised at the subway.

A florida woman being carjacked on video was just the beginning.

Prevention is better than solution

[📹 gadgetmatters]

I’m over here wishing I could buy my dog a camera that throws tests when I’m not home for 2 hours

But why as a 12 year old was this my anthem?????

We live in insane times.

I’ve completely lost my mojo. I have zero energy, motivation or enthusiasm for all of the things I once enjoyed. Everything feels like a huge effort. WTF is wrong with me?

Idk what I did but my toes feel broken

Where do you keep your peanut butter?

Oh, my sweet summer child 🤦🏻‍♀️