Poaching large meatballs in the sauce makes them very tender

Probably one of my favorite pieces of alt history worldbuilding is that one where Columbus’ ship goes insanely fast

silly🐟🍫 (1/2)

geronimobile

pretty sure the sugar daddy i tried to have in college roofied me and i was just so aggressively an alcoholic i tanked it and he fucked off mad it didn’t work cause Huh

there was a kid in my middle school whose family publicly denied he was hatched from an egg even though nobody had asked about that

how did michael vsauce do this for 72 hours and not see a single angel

Spreading the word for those who missed it (me) Not only has the patent expired: eff.org/deeplinks/2015… But there was even a Loading Screen Jam as a celebration: itch.io/jam/loading-sc…

canto 9 when #LimbusCompany

Device Theory: Part 4

Why is Get Tickets looking at me lie that

friend asked me to act in his short film tomorrow. said I'm perfect for the role. I said sure, what the hell. I get the script. I'm playing a stripped and hogtied man screaming for his life.

THEY MADE A JOE CHILL (GUY WHO KILLED BATMAN'S PARENTS) MOVESET MAN

gregor in canto 9

ultimately my downfall will be my glowing red weak point and telegraphed attack-pattern