Funika na paper bag umalize 😂😂

Now that fear has gone, I can tell you something … Last month, Nairobi County Assembly Budget Committee together with Governor Sakaja Johnson were in Naivasha preparing the County’s Supplementary Budget. They called me that they want to approve all my payments if I give them 50%…

This man will be frustrated mpaka afunge... Alisema watu waseme fake stuff ilitoka wapi juu sio kwake

It can work by design. Everything from water, trash, sewage to roads is a cartel. They eat with greed , no consideration.

This is the type of dad who will say the mom is keeping the kids away when she finally sets boundaries to protect her child’s feelings

I blame nobody but the mother here. A nigga disappoint my baby like this ONCE & he’d never get another chance to again. Niggas don’t even be good enough fathers for all the chances YALL be allowing them to disappoint these babies

When I’m in a talking stage & they mention drinking, it's always a turn-off. I've never dated someone who drinks cos it doesn't align with my values and lifestyle + clubs and drinking scenes just aren't my thing, & I prefer to be with someone who shares similar values & interests

If they're selling hot air, wouldn't that be geothermal power? 🤔🤭 Either way, this calls for a...panel discussion.

The fear is gone, and the floods are gathering.

That song is meh..

Yes. DNA should be a standard procedure.

This breaks my heart 💔

Imagine your husband or the father of your child asking stupid questions like how does the bottle steriliser work or how should I warm the milk? The two of you are new in the parenthood together, but apparently only you has the brain to do research and figure things out.

Friday sale @ 165k

Very good scenes.

Replay has bad mocktails. I think they changed some of the bar men.. eh!

There's a reason as to why Fred Matiang'i apologised to President Ruto, deactivated his social media accounts & went missing.

Nobody knows where Kibicho went & why he no longer has anything to say.

'Mwambie mummy amesema avae sweater.' .... All the best to him.

All she said for a second was “Lord… please watch over my baby.”

Then was like “…baby. They don’t make you itchy. You’re allergic.”

Thinking about the time I was at my grandma house bussin down a plum and mid bite I was like “man I really like plums soooo much. I just don’t understand why they make you so itchy??” Yall she stopped cooking and looked at me like this