Ample simulation evidence…

Didn’t realize I was friends with so many UT Austin alumni/former students

Lol JJ is such a good coach

#GoodRepBigDark!

#TigerHeadThursday

She gets it

Royal match commercials astoundingly overplay interactions with the king. “Save the king,” they say — we are not knights. We are but mere peasants in this game

After watching the pilot of Seinfeld, the fact that a 17 yr old football player is yelling “no soup for you” after breaking up a pass with zero contextual understanding is…well, transcendent?

If y’all don’t stop calling people “Dr.” with zero credits of terminal degree…idk what, but I know I’ll be displeased every time

Had three great tweets in a row to a non-interested audience. Where is my x (formerly twitter) niche group

The striations

lol when a job is actually fun

One of My favorite things about 2025: my algorithm feeding me “Ryan” memes (mostly derogatory) and one of my best friends being named Ryan

Today, January 9, 2026, signifies a momentous occasion in the life of Texas College – the 132nd Anniversary of the College's founding. It’s a great day to be a Steer!

I, again, assert that Veep is the top comedy of all time. I mean, who figures out how to work in “goober peas”

No school, again?? It’s a great day to be a tiger

That’s wild

“Are you a republican or a maga republican?” Lol what? That feels problematic

Nothing hits like a good “perturbed”

My youngest knows my needs: • watch • sunglasses • 5 hr energy