On the bright side, no TikTok will help me refocus on what’s really important (twitter and Pinterest)

Stop sending me this tweet

Sitting in a new spot in the library. Everyone here is looking at me and knows I’ve never sat here. And they are laughing.

Close enough. Welcome back NHL mumps outbreak of 2014.

Dude got listeria from raw milk

Trimmed my bangs too short now I look like I’m trying to answer the question “What if Helly R from Severance had only average style and gave up on maintaining her red hair a couple years ago?”

And I’ve never been the same

I started watching Shrinking and I kept thinking, “So when are they gonna get small?”

Get me to God’s country but it’s just the hot dog place I like in Denver

I fear I am once again charmed by the New York Mets. They giveth when the Rangers taketh away.

You guys too NEW YORK KNICKS

Took this photo two summers ago in a national forest—not a national park or monument, no place famous—in Colorado, near where I grew up. The idea of selling off places like this to developers is appalling

New York had to sacrifice Chris Kreider to get Zohran. Remember that while we lib out tonight.

Each time I google a tennis player and see their age “Landslide” starts playing in the background isn’t that weird

Any time I decide to go to Trader Joe’s it’s actually the worst time imaginable to go to Trader Joe’s

I will be having a bad day and then the Mets will decide it can get worse

i have a wonderful generative tool. it's called my brain

I have one Jets take and it’s

They should invent a lunch that doesn’t make you sleepy