drinking isn’t the same anymore I be waking up in critical condition

gonna start sending this to my friends when i want to come over

You’re mad she’s mogging

and if love ever finds me again. i pray it’s a man who won’t say the meanest things when he mad

I want a bf who is really in love with me and if I go thru his phone nothing in it will make me want to throw up

The way that prozac does literally nothing but if I drink 2 drinks I’m literally dying for the next 48 hrs

Wrap this up by the end of the week please. Enough cash grabbing

ugly gay guy lying about nicki minaj being a genius on twitter. tale as old as time

I used to just build crazy structures in Minecraft and listen to albums

What is this lmfaooo

some of your guys parents houses are too nice for you to be acting all alt like that

Would not recommend getting an injury that requires surgery 0/10

“An” will always come before the next word in a sentence that begins with or is controlled by a vowel. “An egg” “an hour” but there are exceptions because English is hard— “a house/home”

the slavers realizing that daenerys speaks high valyrian and therefore understood all their insults and plans had me gagged

what i looked like in 2016 is between me and god

Sorry I can’t come my clothes look stupid on me

If he does nothing for his gf but will do anything for his boys he is a DL gay man

if shemar and i had a baby it would look like rupaul