you can outsource your thinking but you cannot outsource your understanding

...if enough people deviate from the average, they become the new average

NO BAD DAYS IN MAYYYYYYYYY

University makes you assume everyone is mature and focused on life, until a group project forces you to chase down people in their 20s just to get a short, coherent paragraph written.

Eating pussy might be the greatest concept in human history, no cap.

ima roll up before & after we fuck

and if i saw an alien i wouldn’t even give af honestly i got too much going on fr

The cost of avoiding structure is that every day has to be renegotiated from scratch.

let God cook.

Hamna wazazi? Hamfanyi kazi? What is this?

“Marijuana affects your memory” that’s fine. Better even

The worst is women that send you pictures of their bare vagina, please leave something to the imagination

At home on a friday #changedman #husbandmaterial #virgin

Eh, being drunk feels so nice

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Sometimes you just have to leave that baddie a like and walk away

Usually when you betray yourself it’s for nothing

kn*cking a Qatar airways flight attendant dey my bucket list.

u could prolly get away saying this about ass licking but taking a dick in any form is gay as gay gon get lmaoooooooooooooooooooo

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