I think I read something about this in a book once

forget about touching grass, i need to touch THE SEA I NEED TO GO INTO THE WATER I NEED TO DIVE INTO THE SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!

what are you willing to do? ooo tell me what you're willing to dooo

When somebody googles something i told them and i end up being right

And for the men, perhaps therapy

there's nothing to eat at my house but pussy

i'm tired of being funnier than every man i talk to

I would have made very different life choices had someone informed me that piloting a cow ferry was a career option.

You can get high and do nothing and it’s amazing

Do British people still do the accent when nobody's around

#myjam

Tell that to the bumblebee

at the dispensary asking which strain will stop the yearning