WE HAVE A NEW KEEPER

We are so back. I need Mbeumo to score every game just for his section 😂😂😂😂

They hate that even after a shit year we are still bigger than them 😂😂😂

Can keep Guehi in my FPL now 😮‍💨

Remember when I took my bf to a game years ago and he told me Sanchez’s dad was one of the Chilean miners with such conviction that I believed him. Why is that my memory of Sanchez? 😭

Praised Højlund for being professional unlike a certain someone and a guy replied to me ‘you better not be talking about Ronaldo’ 🥴 Literally everyone knows it’s Sancho, you’re the one who thought of Ronaldo my guy, so what does that tell you?

Just having a meltdown because Microsoft are discontinuing publisher and I’ve built up 7 years of teaching resources on it 🙃

I’m wishing a man well, not buying a season ticket at Napoli

Worst part of going back to work is being away from him I swear. So my bf sent me photo updates to let me know he’s ok and all I could think was HES LOOKING OVER AT THE DOOR WAITING FOR ME 🥺😭

"When my agent told me I was going to The Villa, I'll be honest... I thought I was going to Majorca with Maya Jama. I'm not happy, no."

Imagine running a platform for your club and getting done like this by your biggest player. I’d have to delete the app. Fair play to Salah.

Just thought about when David Blaine decided to hang in a glass box and starve himself for 44 days. Other countries might have cheered him on but we dangled a McDonalds out of a remote control helicopter to piss him off. Think that’s when England peaked tbh

When you’re trying to login to get some work sorted for tomorrow