They had a DJ Set before kick off?! Why am I only just finding this out 😭🤮

Why didn’t he take one then? Literally takes them for Spain and apparently flaked out when it mattered

Worked didn’t it?

They played Hey Jude and half an hour later Jude scored a penalty 🎶

My mum is so cute (look at time stamps)

Joshua is rattled he’s resorted to sexism. Cute x

I saw this on a Spanish tweet a while back and have translated it and added to it after tonight. They never stood a chance did they…

I enjoyed it thanks Joshua, hope you did x

How’s Piers Morgan?

How was that a yellow for Mendy????

Is this satire? You first played them in 2012 😭😭😭😭😭

That touch from Bellingham in the lead up 😮‍💨

I tweeted this an hour ago.

Right on cue, Joshua proves my point on a completely separate tweet

The only abuse I’ve experienced in football is virtual from keyboard warriors. Always feel safe at Old Trafford

Most Madrid fans found out about city’s existence the same day Robinho did in 2008. So this isn’t too surprising

Seems legit

Cute, he was so upset by the facts all he can respond with is ‘shut up’ and a crap meme. English club buys English defenders. Groundbreaking stuff.

Bf’s sister has booked a holiday so we have of course agreed to dogsit her gorgeous frenchie again. 🥰🥰 can’t wait