Will Owen Cooper be a Nicholas Hoult or a Dominic Howell (exactly!) #Adolescence

Good f*cking grief some people will just say anything

Weird American TV show credits: 1. Dominic Purcell credited ahead of obvious lead Wentworth Miller on “Prison Break” 2. William Devane not credited at all (at his request, due to a contract dispute) on short-lived sitcom “Phenom” 3. Visual aid demonstrates 😭 (JW you sadist)

4. Moira Kelly’s “And” credit on One Tree Hill (“And” for The Cutting Edge?) 5. Eriq La Salle’s “And” credit on ER ( “And” for Coming to America?) 6. David Gallagher’s crediting ahead of Jessica Biel on 7th Heaven (inexplicable, only sexism answers this)

*logs onto Twitter, I mean X* *has weird cartoon 🍤 promoted to me in timeline* *has to block and report ads that the site actively sends to me, yet again*

I actually didn’t ever assume differently to Becky having been the one to carry Betsy. It’s possible the egg was Lisa’s, but I think Betsy is Becky’s biologically, too. I have seen all of this implied in some of Lisa’s anxieties around the mum she is being to Becky now #Swarla

I must be closer to Lisa’s age than half the #Swarla fans looking at you all 🤣 Many of us grew up in that generation a little sadly thinking maybe we weren’t really going to have families… On personal level, w/ my own child & as non-bio mum, I’ve related from the start to Lisa.

On one again #Swarla

It’s time to speak my truth. I voted Ravi as any sane right-minded person would do, most of you are insane #EastEnders

Goodness me, Beth Cordingly just goes ahead and smashes every single scene, short or long, meaningful or not, that she gets. I’m somewhat taken aback — don’t know if there is a better actress in soap right now?!? youtu.be/feSPjBfr_mc?si… #Emmerdale

I can never hate a show with Melanie Lynskey in (except maybe Two and a Half Men) but #YellowJackets has been total nonsense for a while ya know hahah

This is, unfortunately, the worst current storyline on any British soap, I’d say it was Sunset Beach level but might even be unfair on SB. Joey on Friends as Dr Drake Ramoray on DOOL perhaps?? It’s a shame to have some great scenes for Ruby & Steph running alongside this nonsense

The way Noah should have been the next generation man whore but instead he is offscreen. 🙄 #YR

Doubt Mick & Lou were meant to leave #Corrie so fast. Pointless introducing them, but bet they’re out since they went down SO badly. If fans are being heard then still time to #SaveDebbieWebster. We can all agree to forget any “dementia symptoms.” She was just blackout drunk, OK?

#AtHomewiththeBraithwaites icon next door neighbour Denise Skidmore from the days when ITV 9pm dramas would casually pull in 8-9 million viewers without trying

Unacceptable number of British April Fool’s “jokes” posted after 12 noon UK time today. Not the spirit

The downright insistence on forcing on us all, a story that the executive producer, and ONLY the executive producer, wants to see, is mind-boggling. We want to be entertained. Remember that part? #Corrie

I’m really enjoying the 300 posts in my timeline that are threads with totally invented relationship problems clickbait

Supposed British character being referred to by another British character as First Name, Middle Initial, Surname, pardon you obviously American writer.

I love the Zoe mention, but Chris & Zoe were already adults when the Tates moved into Home Farm in 1989. Probably grew up in another nice house though. Be interesting if Caleb mentioned Frank’s son Liam (Hammond) who also grew up in poverty (but think that story was memory-holed)