A strange event will change your idea of a good time. #alwaysfollowback

I've got lots of bad examples. -td #instantfollowback

#Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors. -Confucius

Don't confuse things that need action with those that take care of themselves. #TeamAutoFollow

#Incumbent, n.: Person of liveliest interest to the outcumbents. -Ambrose Bierce, "The #Devil's Dictionary" #tfb

honeymoon, n.: A short period of doting between dating and debting. -Ray C. Bandy #FF

A lot about zarf is buggered. -AR Koenig #instantfollow

Why is it called a funny bone when it hurts so much? #AlwaysFollowBack

Unless you love someone, nothing else makes any sense. -e.e. cummings #TeamFollowBack

#Wed Dec 30 21:27:30 1987 EDT #teamautofollow

#Peace is much more precious than a piece of land.. let there be no more wars. -Mohammed #Anwar Sadat, 1918-1981 #AlwaysFollowBack

#Fain would I climb, yet fear I to fall. -Sir Walter Raleigh #FF

#BOFH excuse #281: The co-locator cannot verify the frame-relay gateway to the #ISDN server.

#Money can't buy happiness, but it can make you awfully comfortable while you're being miserable. -C. B. Luce

"Yo baby yo baby yo." -Eddie Murphy #instantfollowback

#Data potato, du wop du wop. #AlwaysFollowBack

ignorance, n.: When you don't know anything, and someone else finds out. #instantfollowback

Men will always be men -no matter where they are. -Harry Mudd, "Mudd's Women", #stardate 1329.8

#FORTUNE'S #FUN FACTS TO #KNOW AND TELL: #2 Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants in #Marshalltown, #Iowa. #instantfollowback

Eggheads unite! You have nothing to lose but your yolks. -Adlai Stevenson #iFollowback #instantly