Same shit, different match #MUNSOU

This has to be the scouting department actually saying “there is no one who can help us...for the £13.79 budget the board asked us to scout based on” surely?! More entering a gun fight with a knife going on and all that?

Burnley at it again with the unveiling videos! 😅

Have you ever been described as this Will Brazier

Is it really as simple as no Partey no party for Arsenal? Surely Jorginho can’t be the man for the job as a direct replacement??

I couldn’t reply normally maybe because the original tweet was deleted. But anyway, a Spurs women’s player got a United player sent off for faking she was hit in the face but then they rescinded the red and banned the Spurs player 👍 So it can be done

So annoying that Man United are still a big enough draw for neutrals that their games get moved to shit times for TV. And are also well capable of losing to absolutely anyone! Just let us fail quietly on a Saturday afternoon please!

The Blue Man Group on their day off

Well congratulations to Spain on the worst kit of the tournament 🥇#EURo2024

Nah that settles it for me. Pepe is definitely on something 💉😅🏃‍♂️💨

Another one for the list 😅

Typical of this United that we went from the best 25 mins we’ve seen in a long time to 2-1 down because of physicality and stupidity (play to the whistle). Amass struggling so far and Obi is doing a Højlund impersonation, almost like it’s not entirely Rasmus’ fault 👀. #BREMUN

🚨Exclusive: Simeone to Arteta before the semi-final. #UCL #ATLARS