I love getting on touchtunes and playing a song where the chorus is just a guy screaming "THERES A BOMB IN MY CAR!!"

I want to thank the Irish for inventing my favorite way to exit a function

friends :)

I need people to understand that about 60% of homeless people are employed but just don’t make enough to afford housing and that’s the real issue

STOP THE CAR

Sora

remember ladies… if he wanted to he would

this is the guy they trained chatgpt on

Probably my biggest issue is I'll be sitting at a bar and see something so fucking funny like this and try to show whoever is sitting around me and they don't think it's as funny as I do

Billionaires will literally contribute to entire animal species being wiped from existence but I'm the bad guy for wanting them to be luigi'd

at my neighborhood italian spot

My body is a temple that has been flooded with lite beer at almost every hour of every day

there is absolutely no political strategy behind the "no kings day" protests. no concrete demands, no organizing to build on, nothing. it's the hollowness of liberal protest amplified to the max

please