In order to get elected, Barack Obama will start a war with Iran.

Okay but did we ever address the tunnels in NYC??? Genuine question

The thing is that I’ll go to the pub with friends and have a few drinks and a laugh and it’ll be great and the next day I’ll be walking through London and see some people having a few drinks and a laugh outside the pub and feel that I am forever excluded from the joys of life

This what the “What’s the move?” at 4am person does when they’re forced to go home.

ARTEMIS II LANDED SAFELY. WELL DONE TEAM

My new job doesn’t use Claude code at ALL do yk the grunt work I’ve been doing

Came back to earth a little wasn’t tryna go nuts

Telling my kids this was the Strait of Hormuz

how it feels to work from home

The one employed philosophy PhD right now

nothing smells better than someone else's weed at a music festival

adverts on SoundCloud make me want to kill myself

Live as the same letters as Vile

they either hate or they on ur side fuck it we riddddingggg

Why is xxs sold out everywhere the small men keep buying up my shit