Everyone attributes their struggles as an adult to childhood trauma but nobody wants to give grace to children. Fascinating.

History books.

So who gave the order?

Jesus just wanted yall to be nice to people fr

After your 3rd bad day, maybe you should consider keeping it to yourself and suffer in silence

Sunscreen reapplication is propaganda I’m never falling for.

but would your thesis defend YOU?

me pretending to care how the weed smells when the plug puts it to my nose

didn’t realise where I stopped to enjoy my icecream was a dock lol the boat stopped and I got on bc why not? didn’t have any plans for the afternoon. ended up having a fantastic nap on the boat, got off and had a Campari spritz by the river.

*stares in stupidity* ‘that’s a really good question, thanks’

no puedo creer que tengo que pensar en una tesis en este estado del mundo

twitter is my emotional support app it’s the only thing making me happy in this state of depression

"Thank you for the detailed and constructive feedback on my draft, it hurt my feelings a lot because i'm super sensitive"

hosting friends for dinner and going to 4 different grocery stores to get the best of the best

A potato "going bad" is just a potato remembering that it is alive.

you can tell a person's in a very dark place when a fortune cookie means a lot to them