a girl on tik tok just said "i would rather adjust my life to your absence, than adjust my boundaries to accommodate your disrespect" and i think that a lot of people need to take that and really engrave it into their soul.

I’m either wearing it, or i ate it 😭

"Heylp Heylp Helyp" will forever be a classic 😭🤣😆🤣😭

turn the lights down NOW NOW i take you by the HAND HAND you another DRINK DRINK it if you CAN CAN you spend a little TIME

🚨 The missing Annabelle doll was spotted chasing people in downtown Atlanta.

Oh bitch!!!! They got UNO in Vegas now! My time to shine.

i may be yOng but.. immmmmmm READYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYTY

how did I go from this to paying bills

This exactly how Florida looks too lmaoooo

you just had to be there

"don't piss me off" my favorite thing to say cuz please don’t 😭

being asked too many questions

I want to publicly apologize to squidward.

"you look familiar" i don't even go outside so why you lying

Somebody just bought the 20M home I wanted on Zillow!!!! BTCH

just remembered that my future depends on me