Nothing says “Merry Christmas! You’re still single!” like the gift of a single mug. 🙄 #Christmas2018 #badideas #single #AllIWantForChristmasIs #christmaspresents

Easier said than found.

If you're looking down the barrel of your life and a bullet is coming your way, you're looking down the wrong end.

At least there are less Kardashians in my feed.

My exciting valentines was learning my toaster only works on defrost.

Note to self: don’t google “nice package” looking for images of Walgreens new package design. 🙄 #lol #lolz #funny #funnyaf #hilarious

Why would there ever need to be a newsletter about lightbulbs and how did I get added? #newsletter #ridiculous