My life can be divided into two chapters: before and after I could smoke weed in movie theaters, airplane bathrooms, on the subway, at funerals, right before dates, during important meetings, in front of the police

Two young men broke into the School Resource Officer’s office at a Tennessee high school and stole an AR-15 and a tactical vest. This is a logical outcome of allowing guns in schools. wkrn.com/news/1-arreste…

BREAKING: Alleged "camera malfunction" last night at MCC where Jeffrey Epstein was locked up. #EpsteinFiles

Any establishment, in any city, on MLK Blvd.

Meanwhile legal marijuana earns billions globally and Amsterdam (the historical Mecca) is closing shops, not selling extracts, edis etc etc 👎 rn in #dankorage #vapelife 👍💯

Weed infused dinner food is weird. Why I want weed infused crab legs? I smoke BEFORE I eat. And that taste so weird I’m straight.

Multiple people blowing up my phone to get into an event I have nothing to do with

These skaters beating up a bunch of cops = probably one of the best things I’ve ever seen x.com/lnstant_Regret…

Footage has emerged of UFC fighter Conor McGregor punching an elderly man, reportedly over a dispute about whiskey.

Jay-Z’s new alliance with the NFL comes at the expense of Colin Kaepernick. My latest piece for The Atlantic —> theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/…

ALL HAIL #TVHEAD !!💪💪💯💯

we're finally getting watch the throne 2

Wtf?!

"How do you tell a 10-year-old little girl who got a Ruger 10/22 with a pink stock for her birthday that her rifle is an assault weapon & she has to turn it over to government or be arrested for felony possession?" - ACTUAL QUOTE from an NRA lobbyist re an assault weapons ban

... y’all good?

So I didn’t even notice but I got a video of ye eating his earwax 😂