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3lyssa | assyl3 {meet me in montauk} 🍉

@3lyssa

33 Club; | Mom Solo | All things Halloween | 📷 | °o° | Like the Universe, full of gas and mystery; President of the GOTG + Star Wars Holiday Special Fan Clubs

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:watching Martha Stewart : MS: “What a beautiful muffin top.” Me: “aw, nobody’s ever told me I have a beautiful muffin top.” Evie: “what’s a muffin top?” Me :explains: Evie, cracking up, “Ma’am, your muffin top is BEAUTIFUL!” :Cracks up some more:

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Guess what size WOMEN’s shoe I ordered on September 27th with $17.99 two day shipping? Kids Foot Locker keeps sending it to me in a MENS size, despite my order and receipt being a women’s 6. Three times . Is this Beetlejuice?!

Guess what size WOMEN’s shoe I ordered on September 27th with $17.99 two day shipping? 

<a href="/KidsFootLocker/">Kids Foot Locker</a> keeps sending it to me in a MENS size, despite my order and receipt being a women’s 6.

Three times . Is this Beetlejuice?!
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Hey Disney Store Star Wars Why does it say 80? It should say 78… Boba Fett’s film debut was The Star Wars Holiday Special NOT The Empire Strikes Back. -The President of The Star Wars Holiday Special Fan Club

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Let’s make one thing clear from the start: Charlie Kirk was the victim of a shooting in a country where he, along with other right-wing extremist influencers, have been inciting violence for years. — Kirk is neither a martyr nor a hero, he is a cause.

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At their conference, Trump and Netanyahu spoke of Palestinians as if they were insects, less than human. Shame on you both— the shoe of the smallest Palestinian child carries more dignity than all U.S. and Israeli leaders combined.

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Our tax dollars paid for the FBI Director to fly to Italy on a private jet, attend the Gold Medal hockey match, and drink and celebrate with the team after the game. But we’re told the real waste of money is moms buying cookies for their kids with SNAP.