we took canon and shredded it in the blender and made that shit our bitch

" Hey son . Uh . Wanna go for a ride ? I know you want to see the inside of the squad car up close so . . . hop in . "

A heavy sigh . He's trying to maintain his general annoyed look , even though the others excitement makes him want to smile . He follows . Gets into the drivers seat . " You only get to turn the lights and sirens on once we're outside of town , okay ? "

Ever since camp finished for the year , it's been quiet . Too quiet . Now Travis had no idea what to say to fill the silence . " Right . Good . " He nodded . Ah . Nice one , Tee . " Scrap yard is treating you well ? " Smooth . Sarcasm intended .

groaning . voice too loud .

he is hungover . not a good day to be on duty .

where the FUCK is my squad car — -

why is god doing this to me?

//okay yall — if you were following my benny, skinner, chosen!chet, etc then yes i deactivated them tbh i needed to spring clean how many accounts i had, because it was getting overwhelming ! now i only have chris, chet, slashy, and travis :))

❤️

‘ son . . . let me let you in on a family secret . come close , chet . ‘

travis crossed his arms over his chest, and leans over so he can whisper in a low , gravelly tone . ‘ i’d cover up even murder for family . i can and i would and i have . so . . . you gimme the details , son . ‘

a long scrutinising look . travis was gauging whether or not to believe chet . ‘ alright . you took a squad car , yes ? ‘ travis asked with a faint smile . he knows something that chet doesn’t know ~

travis clicked his tongue . that definitely complicated some things . ‘ chet . squad cars these days are all equipped with gps trackers that cannot be turned off . ‘ he crossed his arms . ‘ as soon as you start the car it tracks every movement and stop you make . ‘

‘ huh . so it was just a simple joy ride ? no suspicious places you stopped at ? ‘ granted , travis could write all this off as patrolling if anyone ever asked . . . but no one would . he was a trusted man after all . ‘ good boy . ‘

‘ trust me kid , no one would mistake you for me . ‘ travis scoffed . while they looked startlingly similar , travis had a grumpy and grisled look about him that chet didn’t have . ‘ if you wanted to cruise , you could have just asked . ‘

⠀a burnt child loves the fire .

does this mean you don’t want proof now ?