DOCTOR EDMUND HARLEY HAS GOT ANOTHER ONE FOLKS

HARLEY: You’re not a machine, you can’t expect to be able to fix everybody. LANCASTER: Well, what's wrong with trying?

LANCASTER: Emotional support animal. KLEIN: I don’t know if we can classify it as an animal. LANCASTER: Emotional support potato.

ALARMS, EARTHQUAKE, ETC. LANCASTER GASPS LOUDLY, OUT OF BREATH LANCASTER: Shit… I hate resetting… HARLEY: (Also out of breath) You good? LANCASTER: Yeah, I’m good. I’m fine. I’m fine. I am fine.

LANCASTER: Ow! Ow, okay, shit.. Oh, no. Oh, NO NO NO PAPER TOWELS DISPENSING HURRIEDLY LANCASTER: NONONO HAND RUBBING AGAINST SKIN LANCASTER: NO NO COME ON STOP WATER RUNS LANCASTER: COME ON COME ON DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT SCI-FI FLASH NOISE LANCASTER: OW! Oh, no. Fuck.

He slung himself over ᴅʀ. ᴇᴅᴍᴜɴᴅ ʜᴀʀʟᴇʏ ⏤͟͟͞͞★ shoulders. The man had been without attention far too long.

HARLEY: There’s a memetic effect in the site affecting everyone except for five- er, six of us, who are affected by a different memetic effect that prevents us from telling anybody about either of them. Which is stupid, and I hate this very much. Anomalies are the worst.

HARLEY: How’s the arm? LANCASTER: Arm is great. HARLEY: Heard you got a couple of the painkillers. LANCASTER: Gave them back. Don’t need ‘em. HARLEY: That so? LANCASTER: Uh huh. Look at me, I’m doing perfect.

He’s being sappy, but I don’t dislike it- I’m really lucky

LANCASTER: Look, we- we don't all have all the time in the world, okay Harley? Some of us are doing things around here! ...Ed, I’m sorry, I- I don't really mean that.

I- oh Hmm

Has anyone seen Harley? I think he’s avoiding me

Funny thing is I kept his first voicemail to me and listen to it sometimes when I miss him. He sounded so flustered- I can’t help but laugh. || just a Lanc head-canon I have

LANCASTER: But then where do I put Botany? HARLEY: In jail LANCASTER: No. HARLEY: Fine. Hand me a pen, Daisy Dukes.

HARLEY: Wow. I mean I knew you never cared about me, but damn. LANCASTER: Our friendship was all a ruse.

Oh no…