“Do it or I won’t be your friend” kids were the biggest gaslighters😂😭

Black people don’t even tell you finna miss your exit they just wait until you pass it then ask “where you going?” 😂😂

busy weekend

Me after I hit up the insurance auction next week

Why is Auntie Anne's only in the mall? Bitch, spread tf out!

Just updated my resume. Spirit Airlines 12/10/17-05/01/2026 Senior Advisor

Yes, it's that mysterious, hidden dynamic, not that we attacked Iran and screwed up the global economy

Moms see you grab that 5th beer and genuinely act like you’re holding a lighter under the spoon

Blue when everyone was telling her to take the shades off

my mama use to beat the sh!t outta me then make spaghetti & garlic bread

not to alarm anyone but is anyone else worried about how fucking stupid everyone is ?

because they did the same thing to black kids in the sixties when segregation ended

It's so funny to be like "alright guys no more Zoloft" while you're pumping gas to $300/gallon and there's 7 jobs left

being dead is probably so relaxing

mig 🍵 And then you try to talk

not to self diagnose but something is definitely not right

see, i was in the trenches