Imagine France or Spain picking a footballer like Dan Burn. Fuck me. Shite.

Good tennis match that.

Sure he played for Bolton 20 years ago

“That’s the one where I fell asleep at the backpost”

Fuck me Scott(ie) Scheffler is WANK at golf.

I’d shoot -14 round Joakmont easy. JJ Spaun my arse.

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Mad that I’ve been that shit at golf this season I’ve nearly hit my high handicap index

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Only clowns would go and watch that dick head

Imagine winning the toss and bowling first on that pitch and having to chase 600. Fuck me. Stokes is a clown at times. The fella can barely bowl and is out of nick with the bat. How is he even getting selected at this point?

It’s hardly disrespectful is it? The fella gave a public interview last season which was basically a come grab me plea because he couldn’t be arsed running a bit for the last 2 managers. He’s old news.

Go on Root son

Lancashire getting bummed dead hard