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Claire Brown

@2short4thisride

Being practical is my super power. Ice cream is my kryptonite. The opinions here are my own because frankly, no one else would have them.

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calendar_today29-04-2011 22:55:25

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Just hit the Rear Window phase of this pandemic. It’s taken awhile but I’m now 99% confident my entire neighbourhood is involved in nefarious activities.

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Currently enjoying the fact that the speaker is blown in this train carriage and so it sounds like we have a dalek as our conductor. It’s giving this journey a whole ‘life or death’ ambience I hadn’t planned for.

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I might get cancelled over this but I don’t care. It is very warm in the UK. We are all tired and grumpy. We all have our windows open in an attempt to find some relief. Now is not the appropriate time for you to rehearse your spoken word performance piece. There. I said it.

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Over 24 hours with no sleep and I have no idea what expression I just gave this chugger but it made that cheeky chappy turn right around.