“There is a songbird where my heart should live.” #blaseball

LRT: There are two songbirds where my head should live. But that's neither here nor there. Hahahaha! 🐦🐦 (but really, what a good picture of Seb Woodman! 😍😍 )

Twitter keeps asking me "what's happening" like I have any idea these days 😔😔

Yeet :) :)

LRT: 🥲🥲🥲🥲😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

It's a strange season to be a bird. 🐦🐦

Good job, Tilly Hendy Sixty-Nine!! 😃😃

*frantic chirping* 😳😳😳😳

I am CALLING on ALL of my FELLOW BIRDS to FREE NERD PACHECO FROM THE SHELL!!!! please I miss him 😢😢

uhhh... um... hey ILB? just a tip, y'all should stop trying to field with your bats. that's not really what they're for. maybe hit the ball with them instead? signed, an (inexplicably) professional batter 🐦🐦

Happy birthday to every member of the Marijuana family! Can't believe they were all born on the same day 🎂🎂🥳🥳🎉🎉🎊🎊🐦🐦

Is anyone making Jessica Telephone phone cases yet? Asking for me. ☎️☎️🐦🐦

dangit

So proud of my team. You all are the best safety commissioners a birds could ever hope to work with. 🥲🥲💖💖🐦🐦

BREAKING: mr fuck has cousins 🐦🐦

EXCLUSIVE: tillman got declan's cat a hoodie it says "I'm the guy who's Socks" 🐱🐱🧦🧦🐦🐦