I just said "you don't need to turn on the light, move closer to the window" ugh I'm such a dad

Dear Microsoft Word. No one has ever wanted to paste text and keep source formatting. No one. Has ever.

A friend shared this article and I can't recommend it enough. Deconstruction should result in a stronger, rebuilt faith. It should bring truer, deeper knowledge of the Jesus of the Bible, not the constructed Jesus of our world. thegospelcoalition.org/article/progre…

Six year old: "Dad, are you eating ITALIAN food for breakfast?" Me, mouth full of banana bread: "...... no?" 6yo: "Then I have no interest."

My daughter just said I'd be better at staring contests if I had "The Fury" so make of that what you will

Scarlett: "When artists don't know what to draw, they draw modern art."

Had a dream last night that some kind of Lovecraftian monster was transforming to look like a nobleman so it could devour various aristocrats. But then, to avoid detection, it transformed into a coil of rope and got tangled up so it couldn't transform anymore. End of dream.

when you love the em-dash

A song as problematic as Jesse's Girl shouldn't be allowed to slap that hard

Everything can be a taco. It's all about finding the right ingredients

Home improvement is spelled K-A-L-L-A-X

Got a sweet Prairie Artisan box from my lovely wife for Christmas! Shout-out to Zach Bunn and TimBunn for introducing me for the first time. (To the beer, not my wife.)

Life with kids: "what shall I do tonight our home is our oyster.

Officially joined the COVID Club

Yeah, I've read comics before. That's why I'm an experienced IKEA furniture craftsman.

#RRRMovie