I saw a tweet that went like this: *old lady voice* oh boy you’ve gotten so big! *me* yeah well you suck it so good grandma 🥵

Would any Durham region friends like to hangout today? I’ve got to kill a bunch of time here

I would 100000% do the same thing like “ooo let’s do a silly one” x.com/jumpjim/status…

Yo Rest In Peace but that is the worst tattoo I’ve ever seen in my life

If Twitter dies we should all migrate over to the Jeremy Renner app

This year for Christmas, get your grandparents a presto pass and teach them how public transit works because I can’t do this shit anymore

If anyone other than this person that’s getting whooped on in the quote tweets is interested in a letterman jacket like this, I make them custom to order and ship international, and they’re all vegan! Shoot me a DM.

I might delete my twitter this week. Not because of apartheid clyde, but because I’ve actually been really happy lately and doing a ton of therapy and this twitter shit just bums me out.

selling some leftover prints from an art market i vended 12.5 x 12.5; $30 5 x 7; $15

Reminder that I have a giveaway going on over on my IG @ strifemade so nows a great time to take a look and drop a follow instagram.com/strifemade?igs…

If I think about four loko for too long I have an anxiety attack

Stop skipping leg day you Fucking pussies, we all notice. You look wack. You can’t beat me up, you probably could if you worked legs, but you don’t, so you can’t.

Happy birthday to the KING @LNG_Nihilist

My best friend has called my dick small for YEARS without ever seeing it, so I finally just caved and sent him a dick pic I’ll update y’all on how it goes

So I’ve decided that I’m deleting my twitter on Friday at the end of the day, I think for my personal growth I’ll be a lot better off without it but y’all can follow my IG @ feedyourdisease

I worded this poorly, I’m doing great lately, so great that I’m listening to my therapist who says I need to stop seeking validation from strangers, so that’s my reason for deleting. Also Elon Musk is little pussy ass bitch

Jello and marshmallows. Absolutely disgusting in every possible aspect, taste, texture, smell, all of it. Garbage

Yo if my cat dies today I’m picking someone from my follower list and beating them the fuck up. Y’all better pray for Mrs. Chloe.

Well today is my last day on twitter, I debated tweeting some truly unhinged shit but truthfully I’d be trying way too hard to do it. Wooooooooo

Aight y’all this is my final tweet and then I’m logging out. 9/11 was funny.