Fascinated by Applejack's struggles with sexual identity.

Goijng into a k hole at the same exact time as Elon musk tonight so I can meet him in the ketaverse for dissociative combat where I can hopefully poison his mind with thoughts of committing seppuku on stage

Seeing the United Healthcare CEO get shot made me realize I treated you as deductible when I should have put a premium on you to fully cover the preexisting conditions of our relationship. No need to reply, I know this is out of pocket and open enrollment for your heart has ended

Watched Apocalypto this weekend and couldnt help but notice they had a Mayan Rizzler in that bih.

doing this w my uncle tomorrow

Dave Blunts ate Mario Judah

Welcome back Jimmy Carter

our nation has a Kennedy missing his brain and now a white man from Dallas is about to help LBJ win. welcome back, 1963

Baddadamn son where’d you find this? Just got the call to open the show for Flowdan this Friday Union Transfer PHILLY let’s go

Been watching this for like 10 minutes

Adolf Hiter: “We must eradicate them all” Shannon Sharpe: “Hehehehe Now Hit you gone get me in trouble now! All this Jew talk come on Hit!”

The only 420 I really remember was the Columbine massacre.....and that really ruined everyone's high. Bad day.

“Are you wearing th—“ “The Tsuchiya Kaban skipping stone belt hand-made by Japanese artisans using vegetable tanned leather? Yes I am”

it’s so much big grandma ass in cobb county. in the five below parking lot and it’s an old, fat butt, latina emporium

This looks like a disguise Raven Baxter would put on 😂

My thoughts on the Riyadh Comedy Festival

Spanish adaptation of French TV show Face Your Worst Nightmare confronts city mayor Miguel Bernardos with 24 singing old men dressed as his father, who died 10 years prior in a wheelchair accident caused by the mayor’s inaccessible urban infrastructure.