0 Days Left? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOObody cares.

Can I just, like, date Ryan Gosling and then break up for a little so he can build me a house like in The Notebook...

I don't trust many people, because people have a habit of screwing me over.

That baby dinosaur noise you make when you stretch.

Music is always there when you need it.

Why does toilet paper need a commercial? Who is not buying this?

Person: "What do you want for Christmas?" Me: *Forgets everything I have ever wanted*

Me every morning: Don't wake me up up up up up up Don't wake me up up up up up up Don't me up up up up up up Don't wake me up Don't wake me.

I love people I can be weird with.

Cute guys: Taken. Pretty girls: Taken Honey-Boo-Boo's Mom: Taken Athletes: Taken That girl with 50 cats: Taken Everyone: Taken Me: Single

If your ex texts you, its probably because they tried to replace you, but failed.

Blonde & Brunette are walking on the road. Brunette: "Look, a dead bird." Blonde: *looks up in the sky* "WHERE, WHERE?!"

When life knocks me down, instead of getting back up I usually lie there and take a nap.

Retweet if you pretend to think hard when your teacher is looking at you.

Be crazy, be weird, and don't be afraid of what anybody thinks.

Being single because you can't find anyone who's more amazing than you.

Kidz Bop: Let's go crazy, crazy, crazy dancing in the sun

I love the weekend, but it always ends so quickly.

Do you ever just wanna grab someone by the shoulders, look them deep in the eyes and whisper, "no one gives a fuck" ?