Hahahahaha

The Padres signed Ty France to a minor league deal and there’s real upside here 2021 All-Star 125 OPS+ at his peak .362 OBP season Career .330+ OBP Elite contact profile. Tough strikeout. Proven run producer. Low risk. Legit upside.

Seeing “in play, run(s)” on the MLB app with your team pitching

Fernando Tatis Jr. in the Super Bowl before Justin Herbert would’ve been crazy 😭

Welcome to San Diego, Germán! We have signed right-handed pitcher Germán Márquez to a one-year contract for the 2026 season with a mutual option for the 2027 season.

AJ before the ink even dried on his extension

[‘Jackass’ guitar riff plays] I’m AJ Preller, and this is do the whole offseason in one weekend.

It’s HOW MUCH!? 🥴🥴🥴

In the past six days, the San Diego Padres have signed: Miguel Andujar Nick Castellanos Ty France 🎥 Germán Márquez Griffin Canning Walker Buehler GM AJ Preller was extended yesterday as well. That is one busy week up front!

How it feels to type in ur email and password with a remote

This is even more egregious holy moly. Fanatics is a terrorist organization 😭

Welcome to San Diego, Griffin! We have signed right-handed pitcher Griffin Canning to a one-year contract through the 2026 season with a mutual option for 2027.

Mason Miller had a -1.74 FIP in the 2025 postseason

I can already feel how hungover I’m going to be on Sunday 🫩

Unrelated but Padres need to throw this brown top/white pant combo in the rotation for home games 🔥🔥🔥

We could watch Manny Machado at the hot corner all day 😮‍💨