I've been eye to eye with terrorists, Pirates, and drug smugglers! These professors think they are so f**ing smart! #smartasses #live #learn

The older I get, the less flattering swear words become. Especially from a 20 something still hanging from moms tits! #growup #dumb #go

Cool weather in the northeast means no more short shorts! At least I'll be able to focus now. #shortshorts #fall #halfnaked #SocialMedia

Let's all thank the guy who invented #yoga pants! #damn!!

Just wait until I find the #friend who told all these #bitches I live near them!! #deadmeat!! #yogapants

Just wait until I find the MF who told them all I live near them!! #woman #kiss #ladies #fakegirl #spamforspam #dumbtweets

Fucking kids are so lazy these days. Group work sucks No wonder jobs going to #Pakistan where they are #smart #polite work & are proficient!

Sucks being the old guy! The hot girls use you for your outstanding note taking abilities!! #hot #girls #goodgirlsrevolt #AlwaysBeLearning

America! Where the bombs are smart and the kids are not! #tragic #college #dumb #reallydumb

When did people get so foul mouthed?? #dirty #embarrasing #Disgraceful #beNice

Some of you guys will come out here and you just won’t be serious. You’ll get here and start shooting the shit,

It was the most intense, hilarious, poetic speech I’d ever heard. I loved it. I couldn’t wait to get home and tell my mother.

College is so watered down nowadays. All these pussies needing their safe spaces. Booyah!

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UGG boots, yoga pants, sweatshirt and ball cap. Damn she's fine! #dreamgirls #citygirls #girl #damn

PHI THETA KAPPA BABY!