For your chance to own your very own, one-of-a-kind Richard Osman sculpture head to @ebay to get bidding for #StandUpToCancer Link to bid for Richard here: ebay.co.uk/itm/3054816194…

Paul McCartney supposedly hates this sculpture by Wilfrid Wood and had it BANNED. So I have nominated it as 'The Greatest British Masterpiece' in a poll for The Times and The Sunday Times. It's up against Hamlet. You can vote here if you like: thetimes.com/article/4d6fde…

An ode in the style of Donald Trump & Noel Coward: They’re eating dogs in Albuquerque And chewing cats in Eastern Turkey. They nibble on shrews in Mandalay And they’re roasting moths in St Tropez. In Paris they dine on hamster lips Oh how I long for fish & chips. Thank you.

Starmer and Reeves inherited a booming economy latest...

So many jokes… #TrumpIsInsane

Oo-er missus!

One other thing. When you see Trump, the man is not even rational. He cannot construct a single clear internally coherent sentence. That’s before you get to his positions. How can Jenrick, Truss or any British political figure who wants to be taken seriously endorse him.

There are approximately 170 stained glass windows at Chartres Cathedral, one of the five gothic Cathedrals of Northern France. The North Rose Window, c1231, is arguably the most impressive, depicting the Old Testament Prophesies watched over by Mary holding the Baby Jesus. The

Canadian police confirm they’ve arrested Tommy Robinson based on an extradition warrant issued by Sandford Police

#TrumpEatsCats

Oh dear he turned comments off to this. Sad little cunt.

Dicky boy, this is, as usual so embarrassing for you? Do you ever do any research on your asinine opinions? 4,000 foreign criminals deported last year

Just the German Foreign Office trolling Trump.

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Good. CorbyENLabCLP Lee Barron

What a cunt.

Good 😈